As you now lead doc in todays 'trivial post' table (7-6), I afraid to say that you have now relinquished your position as 'ironic poster' and are barely distinguishable from anyone else considered to be irritating.
I do not intend to be irritating. Just joining in with what is seen to be the norm here. If it knocks other genuine questions off the latest posts then that's unlucky for them.
Which was your original argument, I seem to remember.
Obviously you are having far too much fun for such minor considerations to matter any longer..........