Alice and Bob decide to try a 69. Bob didn't know what it was so Alice decided to show him. She tells Bob to lie on the floor and she sits on top. She's about to start when she f@rts and says oops sorry. Tries again, f@rts again and says oops sorry. Bob suddenly jumps up and storms out. Alice yells where are you going. Bob replies I'll be f@cked if I'm hanging around for another 67 of those.