Red Dwarf

[curvybird]

I'm just watchin it on Dave, it's bloody beltin'.
Wot u watching ?

[Jan1957]

Cliffhanger with Sylvester Stallone. Thought the tv tonight was rubbish so been asleep till about half an hour ago.

[curvybird]

Who knobs, and why ?

[puddicat]

Because he doesnt realise that dave is a channel on tv, thought you were getting to friendly with drongo dave!

[puddicat]

no you didnt you thought the little ladies were liking dave how sad!

[LoudAndProud]

knobby........is.......................................the red faced dwarf...................................................luckily for him his missus likes midget sex otherwise he'd be out on his ear!

[LoudAndProud]

puddi he really is as thick as 2 short planks! thank god he has'nt had any kids of his own! hopefully his dna will die out with him and not infect any more of our genepool!

[scoodle]

loudandproud. it seems to me that you like it up the arse gayboy

[LoudAndProud]

its seems to me that your offering your noodle to me mr scoodle,do that to me face to face and ill razor it off along with your head ya focking rapist

[puddicat]

Caught you out basildon boy which u dont like, wait for the copy and paste stuff,those nice ladies which posted a thread and another answered, which you accused"you are making a prat of yourself"when i told you that dave was a channel, you tried you cover up, youre usual dive in cos you thought you at lost a potential disciple!

[Chicklin,]

i put an old simcard in my phone and am watchin the growin number of texts from legend, the mans been stalking me and its creepin me out. Whn you read ths or are sent this by 1 of your freaky mates get it into your tiny peabrain that im not interested. Dont txt me again bnd stop sniffin around me like a dog on heat - you pathetic desperadoe.

[LoudAndProud]

Leg has'nt had a lady in over 20 years,though he's had his fair share of ladyboys! lol!