one liner put downs

BAKERS DOZEN | 23:04 Wed 28th May 2008 | ChatterBank

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went to a wedding this weekend and the bride had squeezed herself into a very fitted halter necked dress a la shirley bassey. not a pretty sight. two of the best descriptions i heard were - she looks like ten pounds of **** in a five pound bag, and then, she looks as if she poured herself into that dress and forgot to say when! anyone know any more suitable one liners when someone looks a mess?

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cazzz1975

it depends why you want to put someone down like that, its her big day and the people she has invited are all sniggering about her appearance. not nice!