ftao 4gs and his sweaty bollox .

[LEGENDbourne]

John just as a matter of interest could you explain in detail the use of flannel whilst desweating your bollox?
Is the flannel soaped up or is it used merely to remove the soap from already soaped up bollox?
Is there a particular brand of soap youd recommend , for example dove of some nonfragranced soap or is that immaterial?
I did have a convo with a guy in the pub about what you said and he was of the opinion that the sweat from your arse crack running down towards the bollox causes tthe sweat rash.
Do you also clean the arse crack at the same time as the bollox ?
And do you use a diferent cloth ?


Many thanks in advance .

[unrulyjulie]

Thanks for making me want to vomit!

use your face cloth, should be ok!

[LEGENDbourne]

This is a follow on from the other day.
Would you use a face cloth to clean your bollox , arse and face ???


I think not .


Now that would make me vomit.




ILL BE BACK

[Goodsoulette]

Nothing like one of your questions to stop me from eating my weetabix! When I fit into the size 10 jeans I bought for V, maybe I will thank you then.


Jules are you suggesting LEg's face is like his sweaty bits!

[whiffey]

Massively funny.

[4GS]

Unfragranced baby wipes from Tesco will suffice.
And we were talking about legends sweaty balls, if you read the post and my answers you would know that my nads were sweat and gunge free in all climates

[christine847]

Morning Leggy,
Thanks for putting me off my toast and marmalade!

[logic]

How come, whiffey never criticises your disgusting posts,

Could you not have thought of something a little more distastefull legggy, ?


D T F W H ?

[unrulyjulie]

Why you ask 4gs if you know the answer anyway! Seems like you had the answer to that bit all along.

goody lol

[LEGENDbourne]

No 4gs , you said you stopped them getting jock rash from sweat etc etc by washing with a flannel.
Now are you gonna answer the question correctly or just side step the issue?
So can you give us exact details about the correct procedure that you referred to the other day?

Or not?





ILL BE BACK

[whiffey]

Irony logic :(

[unrulyjulie]

me thinks slightly too much interest in 4GSs balls Legend!

[bigmamma]

Goes to fridge and throws out the meatballs

[LEGENDbourne]

To correct the half asleep amongst you , and also the less intellectually endowed.

4gs said he and the rest of the british army never suffered from sweaty bollox or indeed jock rash.
Though he did say women get minge rash , how he knows that im not sure .
Anyways he said it merely needed a flannel to stop your bollox getting sweaty and resulting in jock rash /minge rash ( as he put it ).

So i though a little itemised list instructing us all not of a military background , how we should clean our bollox , or indeed minges .





DID THIS HELP ?

[LEGENDbourne]

Glad to see whioffeys doing his ironing.
Hope he doesnt accidently burn his typing hands on said iron y.


Hi chrissy etal.


Anyway john can you enlighten us or were you just yanking our flannels the other day ?

[logic]

he'll be back

[LEGENDbourne]

voila




im back

[4GS]

It's not compulsory to use a flannel, that's an option, I used it as an example, what some guys used was a spare flannel for washing feet, another for sack n crack and washed using another flannel, or just soap and water, it's individual choice.
I and others used unfragranced baby wipes, they are hygienic cheap and (bonus) as you use them you can dispose of them thus making the load you are carrying on your back become lighter.

Does that answer your question?

[logic]

tw@t :-)

[unrulyjulie]

Oh i think even the less intellectually endowed amongst us, know how to keep themselves in order in that department. Call it common sense. If you were seriously interested, you would be less crass in your choice of words!

[logic]

Sorry 4GS that was meant for Leggy