Hello

[porsche1]

Hello , can some one help me decide what to do?
My mum is in the shower and I'm hungry. She has left an open packet of biscuits , and a box of All Gold chocs within my reach . Should I help myself while she's out of the room , or , be good and wait for my dinner ?
x

[aka.pixi]

why don't you turn on all the hot water faucets, then the shower water will run cold and she will hurry out of the shower.

[DottyH]

Start making dinner yourself and help her out, you'll have earned the biscuits and chocs then

[knоbbynonuts]

id go and do your homework for tomorrow morning. dinner will be ready whe its ready

[porsche1]

Great idea aka but I don't want her to get burnt . Dotty H , she gets my dinner for me. x

[Doc Spock]

I suggest you get a sharp knife and open an artery.

[porsche1]

Doc Spock , I don't think you would want to hurt me .

[porsche1]

I don't do homework knobbynonuts . I have been watching mum on here though and have learned how to log on now.
x

[col craddock]

Dear Lord this is your day please dont let this be a serious post

[legend006]

Is that you maddy ??


Tell us where you are.





































BTW ............................I AM DOT HAWKS REALLY.

[porsche1]

Legend006 , who's maddy?

[porsche1]

I'm getting excited now , I can hear the shower has stopped running ! My saliva glands are now working overtime .

[legend006]

are you shannon then ?


is mummy drinking carling or lambrini?














btw ............................i am dot hawks really.

[porsche1]

Not shannon either .....hold still a minute , .....

[legend006]

are you the welsh beauty queeen last spotted in the croydon area ?
















btw ............................i am dot hawks really.

[porsche1]

I can hear mum downstairs now and in the kitchen so I better get off here before she sees me !

runs round in circles

[porsche1]

Everybody tells me I'm beautiful , but I wouldn't know btw

[aka.pixi]

i know who you are. you're not a kid either. your name give and something else you said give away who you really are.

[legend006]

are you a carrera or boxster ?










btw ............................i am dot hawks really.

[porsche1]

Aka !!!!! sniff sniff you know me ? I'm so happy someone knows who I am !

runs off to fetch toy for aka.pixi