Good Egg.

[DONNNAKEBAB]

Is a new user to this site. I have suspicions that he is my friend from Cornwall. Though I suspect that all will be revealed later today.

He is new to all of this and even to a new laptop computer.

If it is, please welcome him. His real name is Tarquin and he truly is a good egg !

Katie. x

[beejay1124]

is that his name--honest---not many of them around---anyway ,welcome terrapin -when you do arrive ; <)

[DONNNAKEBAB]

Not Terrapin Beejay. TARQUIN - that is TARQUIN HAMILTON-SMYTHE !

lol

Katie. x

[beejay1124]

whoops---
what a long name-i take it he's a solicitor with a handle like that

[DONNNAKEBAB]

No hunny, he is a retired Cauliflower Cutter from Cornwall.

I have just been on the phone to him and yes - it IS him.

We are going on holiday together in June - To Pontins in Somerset.

We are really looking forwad to it and have been to Primark for lots of new clothes to wear when we get there.

Katie.x

[Wop/tpo]

What other work occupied Tarquin when cauliflowers were not available for cutting in that charming county.

[{Dakota}]

LMAO @ beejay!!! Terrapin!! That was funny!!!

Are you yanking our chains again, Katie?? :0)

[yinyang]

I would not be pleased if a 'friend' put my full name on a website.

[DONNNAKEBAB]

Howling !

Prior to attending John Moore University, Liverpool and gaining a First Class Honours Degree in Sociology, Tarquin cut cauliflowers in Cornwall. When he was not doing this he picked daffodils in cornwall on piece rate. Following on from his graduation he realised just how richer he was in Cornwall cutting cauliflowers with his "mateys" due the beautiful surroundings upon him and not in the city life. Henceforth, Tarquin returned to Cauliflower Cutting before taking early retirement on health grounds.

I persuaded him to get himself a lap top to amuse himself on a daily basis.

We are so looking forward to going to Pontins for our little June Holiday with all our new clothes from Primark and The Catalogue Discount Shop in Blackpool. We really like it at Pontins and there is nothing like going on holiday with a GOOD EGG is there.

My Tilly thinks he is wonderful.

So do I as it goes.

Thank you ALL for welcoming such a charming chap onto Chatterbank,.

Take Care.

Katie. x

[dot.hawkes]

I thought they closed the Pontins in Blackpol!!!

[DONNNAKEBAB]

No they havent Dot, it has just been bought out hun. Anyway we are going to Somerset.

How are you today hun ?

Have you just emailed me ?

Love Katie. x

[dot.hawkes]

I am off work, bad back, no I didn't email u, u said you wanted to email me tho.

[DONNNAKEBAB]

Oh Lord. I sympathise with you hun. Hope you are okay, do you have plenty of painkillers.

I have your email address on an attachment that another user sent me.

May I email you from that hun.

Take Care

Katie. x

[dot.hawkes]

yes if you like, I am painkillered up to the eyeballs here lol

[good_egg]

hey everyone and please bear with me. im green to not only this site, but the joys of a keyboard. . .

I could text considerably quicker on my mobile.

Is that true about Blackpool Pontins Katie? Cos if they sell off the props, id pay good money for the Captain Croc suit!

Anyway, i must crack on. Have the first of perhaps many techno questions to ask in the serious section... ooer!

Catch yas alls laterz

terrapin

[China Doll]

My mums jack russel is called Tilly.

[DONNNAKEBAB]

Yes Good Egg, its true. Sold for 48 million for them all. I wonder if that chalet we stayed in next to Ron and Pauline from Manchistoh last year would be worth a fraction of it. The one where we placed the pub tables outside because it was cheaper to have a carry out from the local Somerfield and sit on the Bar Benches outside our chalet than pay �4.00 for a Blue Wicked in The Queen Victoria Pub to sit outside on the same benches to have a fag!

WELCOME TO CHATTERBANK GOOD EGG. I am sure you will find it most thrilling and addictive on here now that you have retired due to your ill health.

Did you application for your NOW card come so I can get you a free bus pass.

I must crack on too Terapin - "crack on" Good Egg, lol - I get it now ! Or was that just a yolk !

See ya later Captain Crocks I am wearing your socks !

(see what are you wearing today thread!)

Love Katie.


P.S. China Doll. My ex mother in law had a Yorkshire Terrier - you couldnt tell the difference between either of their barks.

Tilly is my daughter, not her real name but a cute name that I choose to call her on here for the sake of annonymity.

Take Care.

Love Katie. x

[harryshaw]

welcome good egg
but you sound like sheridans mate tarqin on on kepping up appearances

welcome to cb have fun
monty xxxxxxxxx

[aka.pixi]

does he also tell lies like you, donna?

[China Doll]

For some reason our Tilly has the nickname Whoo. To avoid confusion I will refer to your daughter as Tilly and the mutt as Whoo on any threads it may be relevant.

[DONNNAKEBAB]

Oh Good Lord no pixi - he is a good egg !

I dont tell lies (unlike some AKA ???????) honey.

I just have fun, most people enjoy it too so perhaps...............................

you could come to Pontins too - even if only to have a little life - merely a suggestion, even if only to dismiss -! !

Have a good day darling.

Katie. x