Mr Poison has been moaning for days about a painful foot and to be honest getting on my nerves. No swelling or redness or anything. I merely pointed out must be all in his head, nothing wrong with it bla bla bla
Been docs today and it turns out he has a rather severe infection and is on 4 diff lots of tablets!
These things happen Poison...men have only got themselves to blame - due to man flu (two sneezes and they're in bed for a week) it means that women don't always take them seriously enough.
Tut, tut Ivy.. And you told us not to let your name fool us when in actual fact you're a really horrible person after all! Shame on you...
Shakes head in judgement
(Alternatively just make a fuss of him for a day or two and he'll be fine, if he hadn't cried wolf with the man flu then you'd have been far more sympathetic no doubt).
I've got friends on at the moment China. Cross between watching a repeat of that, a repeat of scrubs, a repeat of Hollyoaks, a repeat of Top Gear...I'm sure they'll be a repeat of Only Fools knocking around somewhere...getting the pattern?!
Cazzzz, I agree with you, you must be a real humane person, as for you beads and funnygirl, you should be ashamed of yourselves, you have no Idea how much we men suffer before we even start to cmplain, no sympathy at all from women like you, BAH.