Queen Anne and Queen Victoria".
"Top of the shop: The perfume department on the 6th floor of Harrods".
"Unlucky for some: Uncle Andrew's Newsnight interview"
"Heinz varieties: Er, what do Heinz make?"
"Two little ducks: Shot by grandfather"
"Knock at the door. The butler's outside"
"Clickety click: Grannie's hip"
"Kelly's eye: Number one. Er, shouldn't that be grannie though?"
"Bang on the drum: Stand up everyone, they're about to play that ruddy anthem again!"
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