Good Morning Early Birds

[Dizmo]

The weather here in N,N/E Midlands is pretty brisk, I detect some snow on the way.....Maybe....

I'm hoping for some snow so I can have the snowball fight with the kids that I promised them in December! For all that are commuting by car or public transport today; I hope the bad weather stays at bay.

I'm halfway through my movie marathon, already watched 'Before I go to sleep', 'We still kill the old way' and 'Lucy'. I've got a few more to go and then I'm going to take the dogs for a quick walk then I'm off to the doctors.

So come on guys and gals, let me know what the weather is doing where you are, and what you're up to today? Don't forget to say how you're feeling on this cool and blistery Friday morning.

[waterboatman]

Morning diz. It's calm here this morning. Lots of high winds last night. I haven't been out yet, but I can see some stars so it's not too cloudy at the moment.

I hope it all goes well at the doctors for you mate. I went to mine yesterday.
I'm still breathing so I can carry on!

I'll settle for that.

Not much to do today.

[janbee]

morning all xx

[waterboatman]

Morning jan xxx
The russians are at it again. I've reported them.

How are you this morning?

[Buenchico]

Morning' all.

Cats fed. Russian spammers zapped. Quite pleasant for the time of year outside. (I dined al fresco outside the sandwich shop in Stowmarket yesterday). Various things (none of them very interesting) planned for the day ahead.

[janbee]

Yes, I've also reported the spamski !
I'm ok. just tired as per...another night with little sleep thanks to the storms battering the windows.
Waiting now for Ernie and no, I don't mean the premium bond chap!
Diz, you're up and about early this morning xx

[janbee]

Morning BC xx
Yes, I've also reported the spammers. Bl***y peskie spamski merchants.

[waterboatman]

Morning chris. I have ventured out yet. But it's calmer now. Not for long methinks!

Jan have you got nice frillies on for him? ;-)

[waterboatman]

It looks like the spammers have been zapped.

[janbee]

Boaty ! I couldn't possible let you know about frillies. My secret. Well mine and Victoria's !
There undies and there are undies. There are the teensy weensy ones the size of an atom and then there are the passion killers, the ones that are the size of Yorkshire! What are known as Harvest Festivals... all is safely gathered in!

[janbee]

Yes, zapped until the next ones come putin along ...

[janbee]

Oh, the rain has just changed to hailstones and they are clattering against the windows. Oh please let Spring be here soon.

[Buenchico]

^^^Groan @ Janbee ;-)

[BlackadderV]

As someone who actually speaks Russian, a lot of what they say does not make much sense. It seems to come via a translating machine. However, don't be too quick to zap them when they are offering ladies of the night at cut price rates.

[waterboatman]

Undies are a fascinating subject jan. Always worth exploring. ;-)

[janbee]

Oh BC, groan? In what way? Naughty boy !

[WELSHYORKIE]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0j3-tmQLjg

[WELSHYORKIE]

b....cks

[janbee]

Morning blackie xx
Yes, I managed to translate a few of the words and I realise they were rather unsavoury !

[Buenchico]

Let's try to embed that for you, WY:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0j3-tmQLjg

[Buenchico]

Oops! Too slow!