Find Me A Hole To Crawl Into ...

[sunny-dave]

Dave to Pub Barmaid :

"Look - some prat has parked a Porsche on the double yellow lines outside - obviously they don't apply to people with very small d*cks"

Barmaid to Dave :

"That'll be my boyfriend - I'm off work in two minutes"


oooopppps :+(

[aelmpvw]

she's probably wondering when you saw his d*ck

[jubieanna]

oh ha ha ha ha......Thats class Dave :-))

Barmaid can't be mad for you speaking the truth surely!

[2sp_]

I wonder if she knows he has a Porsche...

[vulcan42]

And did he have a small duck?

[gness]

I love 2sp's answer....☺☺☺

[lady-janine]

or was it a dock he had? was it small?

[DTCwordfan]

She can always use the gear stick as an alternative.

[Peter Pedant]

Have a sunny day, Dave

I admire people who can charm just with their personalities

[lozzer50]

i did something similar in work today. a pupil i was working with was tripped up deliberately, i turned to secretary and said did you see what that boy just did, she said that's no boy that is my daughter . eeek luckily she said it happens quite a bit .... still felt embarrassed though

[pixie373]

You were completely right, i hope she passed the message on...

[EcclesCake]

Ahem, not all Porsche drivers have small ***.....or the female equivalent.

[Peter Pedant]

In Vile Bodies Waugh 1926
one of the characters says:

my God have you seen that? WHo is that ugly woman for chrissakes
and the other says, O that is my mother Margot Metroland
first: Oh God I am sorry
second - oh dont worry - everyone says that ....

[Psybbo]

Eccles, you have a Porsche?

[EcclesCake]

Yes Psybbo.

[Psybbo]

Green with envy, here x

[pixie373]

Oops. Sorry Eccles...it's fine for ladies though....

Dave, can i join you in your hole?

[sunny-dave]

"Ahem, not all Porsche drivers have small ***.....or the female equivalent"

- no, only ones who regard double yellow lines as a personal parking space :)

[pixie373]

What colour?

[EcclesCake]

I am infuriatingly smug and law abiding and don't park illegally, did it once and charmed my way out.....now I won't tempt fate!

Blue.

[2sp_]

What is the female equivalent of having a small winkie?