I've Lost My Sense Of Logic

[lady-janine]

me - the towel rail in the bathroom has come off the bracket things again. have we got any longer little screws?
OH - if you didn't put towels on it, it wouldn't fall off.
- could you repeat that please?
- if you didn't put towels on it, it wouldn't fall off.
- it's a towel rail.
- it only falls off when you put towels on it. put them somewhere else.
- it's a towel rail. where else?
- on the radiator or even the floor. you choose.
- I want to use the towel rail.
- it'll only fall off the brackets again.

is it me?

[Tilly2]

I think you're OH is making excuses. I might be wrong though.

[Psybbo]

Love his logic!

[pixie373]

Lol! OH and i have had EXACTLY the same conversation about 3 days ago...

[Tilly2]

your!
I have lost my ability to spell :-)

[treetops68]

(Chuckle,chuckle) That sort of conversation would give me the screaming ab-dabs,jj.

[shoota]

No, it's men, they're all the same you know - always right.......

[lady-janine]

thanks pix. i'm a bit confused.

[lady-janine]

my brain feels vulnerable.

[Graham-W]

It may not be longer screws you need. It may be fatter screws to get a better grip.
OOO. Errr. Mother.

[gness]

Nah...it's men....when my new bath poured water into the pantry after the first bath I was given the following reason by a man..

Yeah....well someone's filled it with water and sat in it haven't they? Moves things about you know, love....all that weight......

[tonyav]

Bloody women, always whining about something, lol

[ummmm]

My OH would say he'd fix it tomorrow and everyone knows tomorrow never comes..

[shoota]

Or some rawlplugs.

[Psybbo]

Did he survive, Gness?

[lady-janine]

longer not fatter. fatter would not go through the little holes.

[Tilly2]

Mine would say, 'I'll go and get the screws for you'.

[lady-janine]

ummmm - dreckly, mi lover.

[Graham-W]

My wife presented me with a small pottery disc claiming to be a "Round Tuit". It's supposed to stop me saying, "I'll fix it when I get around to it."
Hasn't worked so far.

[lady-janine]

I wouldn't mind that tilly. that I can cope with.

oooh gness. you know it's your fault.

[tonyav]

lj, it may need moving, tell him to redrill and use better rawl plugs this time.