The Hunt For A Man Is Off!

[gness]

Because I am a tad under the weather the daughter came home early to look after me and cheer me up.

She has the adjoining bedroom...I wish now I had put her in the shed... :-(

Bringing morning tea she said......Mum...if you go into my room and wonder why the three pictures on the wall are now on the floor it's because your snoring is so spectacular you were making the pictures rattle. I put the pillow over my head but I could still hear you and the pictures...I think I will enter you in the Guinness Book of Records.

So that's romance up the spout....who wants to sleep with a wall shaking woman?

I am leaving everything to a cat's home....bloody children!.....:-(

[shoota]

I will....

[Baldric]

Get well soon gness, I'm sure you have some stuffing to do in preparation for the 25th!

Ps, we have a Cat who has a very good home.
;-)

[gness]

Thank you, Shoota...you've cheered me....♥

[jim360]

What you really need of course is a man with no standards...

[Psybbo]

Just make it a condition that he snores louder than you, then you can both make the earth move xxx

[cupid04]

Didn't it work out with Mr. Ed? lol! x

[gness]

I'm stuffing nothing......if anyone wants anything stuffing they can stuff it themselves.....

Okay, Baldric.....you're on the cat's home list...x

[cupid04]

Give psybbo best answer!

[gness]

Know anyone, Jim?

Psyb....write my Lonely Hearts Ad then please...x

[pixie373]

Gness. Just find someone hard of hearing. You'll be fine xxx

[gness]

Cupid....You broke Ed's heart...no-one could come up to scratch after you..x

[Baldric]

cupid, can you shut that door by your place please.
There's a heck of a draught coming down that Estuary!

[mallyh]

were you planning on sleeping then ?

[shoota]

Pardon?
What did Pixie say?

[gness]

Don't they have hearing aids that whistle at the wrong moment, Pixie?

[gness]

Alternate nights...Mallyh....☻

[ummmm]

How thin are your walls?

[gness]

Thick and solid, Ummmm.......but apparently I'm good!

[Psybbo]

Charming outgoing female would like to meet mature male (slightly deaf) with a view to making sweet music.

[pixie373]

Lol. Perfect, psybbo! And shoota has already answered:-)