Up-To-Date Chat Up Lines

[naomi24]

My, how things are changing! Loading the last of my shopping into the car at the supermarket today, I was approached by a smiling man who said, ‘Hello lovely lady, may I take you’re trolley back for you?’ I thanked him graciously – and as he went off trundling my trolley, I jumped into my car and hopped it! Have you heard any new chat up lines lately?

[bednobs]

he wasn't after you, he was after your pound coin :)

[naomi24]

Ha ha! I like the thought - but no pound coins in Tesco trolleys!

[4getmenot]

Why would you think that is a chat up line?

[AlwaysConfused]

He might have been carpark/trolley crew?

[tonyav]

You have to use pound coins at our local Tesco's, naomi.

[anneasquith]

4 get, are you well. excuse me naomi

[4getmenot]

Yep, 2 weeks to go. People always taking my trolley back for me now lol

[naomi24]

Tony, do you? We don't - nor at Asda, or Sainsburys, or Waitrose.

Headwreck .... he wasn't.

[humbersloop]

do Elite people do their own shopping? And at tesco??


think it might have been the trolley lad, tbh

[ELVIS68]

At which point did he chat you up?

[anneasquith]

4get, baby just about cooked now, good luck, keep us posted,

[naomi24]

Humbersloop, yes, we do our own shopping occasionally - and although we prefer Waitrose, Tesco is useful if we're in a hurry. It's only 5 miles away.

[tonyav]

Yes we do naomi, although there are some Tesco branches a bit further away from me where you don't !.

[bednobs]

you have to put a pound int he trolley everywhere except waitrose here. Even the co-op

[leahbee]

I put my Tesco shopping in the car and when I turned round to put the trolley away it was gone. I have since heard that the local children nip in and take them back for the pound coin.

[naomi24]

tony, bednobs, leah - that doesn't happen here.

[society]

Naomi, I think he was looking for a tip.

[Arksided]

Elvis, At which point did he chat you up

I wondered that myself? Does someone holding a door open constitute as a Marriage proposal these days.