Please Wear Pants

[Barmaid]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2306248/My-parents-coming-today-wear-pants-day--The-hilarious-notes-left-annoying-roommates.html

some of these are quite funny.

What "note" would you like to leave for the people you live with?!

[mccfluff]

i think my answer would get deleted

[Barmaid]

lol - can you tone it down and we'll insert random expletives?!

[chaptazbru]

I saw that and the pants one made me laugh !

[bednobs]

that toast one is SOOOOO funny

[friedgreentomato]

the dishwasher is in the kitchen not the fluffin dining room

[friedgreentomato]

although tbh hubby is often saying to me fgs please put on some pants!!

[society]

Remove shoes upon entering.

Footwear that's worn outside is a no-no inside my home.

[Barmaid]

That's one of my bugbears, Society. I've even put a shoe cabinet right next to the front door so that shoes can be taken off and slippers put on but I must yell "SHOES" about 100 times a week.

[gness]

I yelled shoes!!!! so often my son thought it was his name.

[FredPuli43]

Blimey, BM, have you got white carpets? What's wrong with using boot scrapers and big doormats ?

[chaptazbru]

Lol at Fred

[society]

I have a basket of various size slippers just inside the door in view upon entering. I always say with a smile " I hope there's a size for you in there" pointing to the basket.

[2sp_]

When the kitchen bin is full, please feel free to empty it. Stuffing more and more in will not increase it's capacity.

[craft1948]

I couldn't care less what footwear people have if they visit my house, but then I have no carpets. If someone told me to take off my shoes when I visited them I'd just walk out again...............

[chaptazbru]

^ My Mum has been known to do that.

[2sp_]

I also enforce a "no naked bums on the couch" policy, but that's mainly aimed at the kids.

Not exclusively, but mainly...

[Baldric]

I'm with craft on that one!

[Barmaid]

lol at Methyl and 2Sp.

I don't mind visitors not taking their shoes off, I do mind Mr BM and son of Mr BM since they seem to find stuff to tread in. First I am normally aware of it is when its trapsed through the house.

I did recently have to say to Mr BM "That is the rubbish bin (points at bin); that is my silver box (points at silver box) - try not to confuse the two in future" - this was after he had accidentally chucked out one of my silver teaspoons.

I think Mr BM would like to print a sign saying "The reason we have no coffee cups is because they migrate to the far reaches of the house and garden. They don't have legs. PLEASE BRING THEM BACK"

[sara3]

I left a note for my daughter a few days ago."I hate sharing a bathroom with you!"