Shock Announcement!

[sir.prize]

On TV this evening it was announced that the dfs Sale is ending shortly.

Does this mean the world is REALLY going to end?

If so, I guess I won't need a new sofa!!!!!!!!

[manxbiker]

Dont belive all you see on TV they already have their next sale lined up sorry but you will have to get a new sofa now

[ll_billym]

You are behind on the news, DFS have just released the following statement on their website concerning their sale:

"You really do need to feel the quality, sample the comfort and check out the massive savings firsthand in the biggest DFS sale ever"

No mention of it ending soon.

Stick to the internet for up to the second news bulletins.

[sunnyday2d]

the sale really does end sunday,
what they forgot to say that it starts again
monday, every bloody week.
i would sack their sales team,

[Ctrak]

We all know DFS haven't sold a sofa at full price since 1964. That's BCE, by the way.

I imagine this current announcement is a brief hiatus of a few hours or so...you can pay double, and buy now and pay now, and get obscene credit, just make sure you're at a closed branch from 5:01pm onwards this Sunday, and before 9:00am the day after.

[mightyWBA]

Its a well known fact that the unluckiest man in the world,Mr.Wolf Erhampton,not only fell in a barrel of bosoms,and came out sucking his thumb,he is the only known person to have paid the full undiscounted price for a DFS three piece suite.