Ordering online.

[gness]

I think that's the expression.
Some of you may recall I ordered a spaceship on the internet and got a duck with a dick. My one and only internet purchase.

I can't find a garden pond locally but have found one on the internet. Lord knows how.
I am going to order it! What do you think will arrive.

[Baldric]

Well, if it is the pond it will be nice for Dick the Duck!

;o)

[gness]

Dick the duck was so well endowed he kept sinking Baldric.

[tonyav]

Shouldn't take to long, gness.
yes I remember the dicky the duck lol.

[Baldric]

Oh dear, well never mind Ducky!

[gness]

Not fussed when it arrives Tony..just worried about what will arrive.,

[tonyav]

Mmmmm yes, this could be interesting.

[Baldric]

A Blow-up Builder/Postman ?

[gness]

Mmmmmm. Hadn't thought of that.

[albaqwerty]

Partied
Out
Nice
Dear

[gness]

:-)
Gness
Noisily
Explains
Sloshed
State

[Psybbo]

Goldfish bowl?

[sunny-dave]

Hot Tub :-) :-) :-)

AB pool party ahoy ...

[albaqwerty]

oh my! An AB pool party, can we have it in Vegas?

[boxtops]

You could have it in my back garden at the moment, alba, it's boiling here.

[sunny-dave]

Not that sort of pool - naughty alba - my room - now!

[albaqwerty]

Boxy, are you sure you'd want a bunch of naked AB'ers in your area?

It's a heady 15 degrees here.

[boxtops]

Dave, you've been reading 50 Shades of Grey again....

[boxtops]

More the merrier, alba, it's a good 24 down here.

[albaqwerty]

Dave, I'll bring me hand-cuffs!

[gness]

My back garden is boiling too but it's a steep slope so we would all be squooshed at one end..and the guys might object. :-0