Englishmen, second worst lovers in the world

Gromit | 11:50 Wed 30th Sep 2009 | ChatterBank

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In a poll of 15,000 women, English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.

Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers, followed by Brazilians and Italians.
The poll, carried out by global research site www.OnePoll.com, asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6241440/German-men-are-worlds-worst-lovers-with-English-men-in-second-place.html

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ummmm

I've only ever been out with one Englishman....So can't really comment.

Barmaid

I've only ever been out with Englishmen and Scotsmen. The latter are quite noisy I admit.

My partner is half Scottish and half Portuguese. All I can say is "wow".

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Sqad

Barmaid....yeah" but which half is which?

With your luck the top half will be Portuguese and the bottom half English.....LOL

snags

So Englishmen are too lazy eh... if I could be arsed to refute that I would...

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I have never had any complaints, but I have not had any foreign lovers. I expect these women were possibly basing their votes on national stereotypes rather than personal experience, but who am I to say?

ummmm

It always makes me laugh when a bloke says 'I've never had any complaints'

Do you think women turn around after the deed and tell you you were shit..??

Ankou

it has been known to happen

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unrulyjulie

I am more than happy with my Englishman. :-) I wouldnt change him for any Spaniard and i have been out with one many years ago.

Maybe the poll reflects how English women are less easily satisfied more than it being about their mans actual ability, just a thought, although saying that, a few years ago, i would have probably agreed with the poll myself ;-)

ummm, i'm sure many have. Bet that ruins the post sex ciggie for em! Such fragile egos these men. lol

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Ankou

to be honest if you asked the same of blokes, most would probably reply with spanish, swedish, italian, south american or french (etc) and english would be bottom of the list. this would have no bearing on whether they had slept with them or not, just which ones appear the most exotic/up for it. have you ever seen english pron, good grief !

yes district, one even asked for a refund.