Hi. I am a young male, and work in a call centre with lots of good looking young females. Recently I have taken to 'relaxing in a gentlemans way' whilst looking at my colleagues, especially when they bend over to use the water cooler. Is there anything I can do to stop the salty aroma that arises from my pants every few hours, thus revealing my dirty habit?
Waldomcfrogg give it a rest dude, shield only does what most males and females does ( looking at the opposite sex), doesnt mean he's a freak its everywhere today. Anyway, back to the question, salty aromo from ur pants, lol , well i never heard of that , but my advice would be dont look as often and take deodrant to work just incase it smells too bad lol, hope i helped laterz.
I know you can get these little pellets that you get when you buy a new pair of trainers, they're usually in a little sachet and help absorb moisture. Perhaps secreting these about your trousers may help?
I thought in call centres they just played with malteasers and elastic bands!! Oh how times are changing! But seriously though if someone catches you looking at girls in the office and masturbating then they would a) have a good reason to fire you! and b) the girl in question could claim sexual harrasment!
Well I've read the orginal post but I can't see any mention of m*sturbation. You sick sods have got it on the brain. Give the guy a break, at least he's trying to confront his odour problem!