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Ever Misread A Situation?
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Scenario: after a pleasant evening out I decided to walk home and was passing the fish quay. I saw a man sitting on a fish box and as I neared him he stood up and turned to face me. Two things struck me - the fact that he was nearly seven foot tall and he was holding an large knife with what looked like a wickedly sharp blade. In a nano second I realised I could not run in my heels so I decided to throw myself in the harbour to escape. I was just about to launch myself into the water when he said "excuse me love, would you like some cod to take home?"
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Doing an evening GP locum in Nottingham to earn some money.
In the consulting room was a button that you pushed to ring a bell in the waiting room to summon the next patient.
I pushed the button and nobody came, so i pushed it again and in walked a young couple and the woman said that she had come to confirm her pregnancy.
I told her to go into the examination room and take her skirt and knickers off and i would be in presently.
I examined her internally and said to the young man, "Yes, she is about 14 weeks pregnant." He said "nothing to do with me Doc, i don't even know her........you rang the bell twice and we both came in."
In the consulting room was a button that you pushed to ring a bell in the waiting room to summon the next patient.
I pushed the button and nobody came, so i pushed it again and in walked a young couple and the woman said that she had come to confirm her pregnancy.
I told her to go into the examination room and take her skirt and knickers off and i would be in presently.
I examined her internally and said to the young man, "Yes, she is about 14 weeks pregnant." He said "nothing to do with me Doc, i don't even know her........you rang the bell twice and we both came in."
lol @ sqad
Many years ago, a good friend of mine thought it was a good idea to surprise me with running up behind and put me in a headlock. He ended up with a broken rib and collarbone. At the time I was blackbelt Judo and also involved in teaching police cadets restraint techniques etc in my spare time. It was just an instinctive re-action.
Strangely enough we are still friends.
Many years ago, a good friend of mine thought it was a good idea to surprise me with running up behind and put me in a headlock. He ended up with a broken rib and collarbone. At the time I was blackbelt Judo and also involved in teaching police cadets restraint techniques etc in my spare time. It was just an instinctive re-action.
Strangely enough we are still friends.
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