You Are Accidentally Cloned......

[banker_frank]

If you had to set a trap to catch your clone self what bait would you use?

[Mamyalynne]

Ginger nuts.

[banker_frank]

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[hereIam]

A Greggs vegan sausage roll !

[Baldric]

[spathiphyllum]

100 horny virgins.

[Baldric]

[jackthehat]

What am I going to be doing with her once I have successfully caught her?

[spathiphyllum]

Obviously kill her.

[Mamyalynne]

Keep her for spare parts Jack.

[Rockrose]

Tablet!

[Peter Pedant]

I didnt feel obliged to trap my two or three clones
but just closed them down
( money of course - they had got my date of birth wrong)
and join CIFAS - which makes credit harder but I was prepared for that as I wasnt a trader ....

[jackthehat]

If they are in the same condition as mine already are, mamya, I'm not sure they be much darned use.... :o)

[Peter Pedant]

no - yes
clone the clone and er make her do stupid things
like
I am voting for Bo Jo - because he has kept nothing hidden from me !

and - I think Brexit will be heaven on erf, and more so wivvart a deal !

[Mamyalynne]

Good point.

[Peter Pedant]

hey yeah foo - keep her
yeah keep her as a blow up doll -
a fren' who REALLY likes you !

[gness]

Stephen Fry....x

[puzzled54]

Chocolate, lots of it!

[woofgang]

for PP

[mallyh]

dangle a bottle of prosecco in front of her x

[jackthehat]

https://thumbsnap.com/tjB9mO8x