Now the law has been passed you can have a Funeral Pyre...

[Bobbisox]

How many of you will be burning yer old man/woman in the back garden to save on the funeral expenses ?
Bobbi ♥

[Barmaid]

I was just thinking of putting mine out in the wheelie bin.

[Bobbisox]

errr, think of the pong Barmaid..lol

[theonlyone]

No , will you ?

[Bobbisox]

maybe or maybe not, depends !

[mccfluff]

i'm going to build a big bonfire in the pub on saturday and any customers who annoy me will be slung on it......

[DEN53]

Summer time would be more popular for a funeral pyre - it could double as the barbeque. Though it would be a little off putting seeing grannie's feet sticking out from the burgers (:0 (

[Bobbisox]

is that before they croak it fluffs..lol

[mccfluff]

well yeah - is that not allowed now?

[Bobbisox]

if they are being to$$ers I can't say why not !

[Barmaid]

I know Bobbi, but I don't like the neighbours much and I'll be off spending the life insurance.

[Slapshot]

do it like the Vikings.......Up Helly Ah and a good excuse for a pi$$ up

[mccfluff]

bonfire city it is saturday - it might be worth remembering if you go into a pub in tamworth saturday be nice to the barmaid......

[Bobbisox]

I like that slapshot,

cut the feet off first DEN hee-he

[Bobbisox]

ivite them round to your BONPYRE Barmaid..lol

[Barmaid]

McFluff, I think being nice to ANY barmaid is always a good idea.........

[Bobbisox]

I second that fluffs, salt of the earth you Liz McDonalds..lol

[mccfluff]

For Funks Sake i'm not liz macdonald, just been reading about this, its quite interesting, he hasn;t really won anything. just the legal defiition of a room can include one with no roof so that techiniclaly a funeral pyre could be built within, however the counil are never going to agree a site and will fight him on air pollution laws.

so a$seholes of tamworth you are safe..... this weeekend!

[mccfluff]

lol i forgot w.t.f changed :-)