Tortured With That Maxie Fella

[jennyjoan]

Every time I receive a Xmas card - not that many mind you - but whilst I'm upstairs and one of the neighbours delivers a card just there now and last night - he grabs the card and puts 4 teeth marks. I'm raging. I have to press the holes down and set the card where nobody can see it. He is shocking for that.

[pastafreak]

Naughty boy!
How is your back jj...any better?

[jennyjoan]

Ach - Pasta - moaning mini - me - I do have fibromyalgia and what is concerning me a lot is the calf of my right foot - I'm in agony and can barely walk.

This was caused by an accident when a big McBurney lorry crashed into me in 1998 - he couldn't see me at the side down from his cockpit, (think he was sleeping) - oh on the M1 tailback - caused me to crash into front car and that front car crashed into his front car. I slammed and slammed and slammed the brakes and do think I broke many tiny bones which never showed up in x-rays. It is so sore but I need to go out for a couple of messages unfortunately. I need potatoes for sister's dinner tomorrow.

[Tilly2]

Put a postbox on the wall, outside your door.

[Mamyalynne]

A cage behind the letter box would help.

[jennyjoan]

god Tilly - that means getting a workman over etc - no when I know postie? is coming - I keep him in the living room.

He is awful re posties

[jennyjoan]

right - I do have PVC door - would a cage adhere to it

[tiggerblue10]

Does he do that with other mail? You could put a basket on the door inside.

[jennyjoan]

tig - he does it with all mail and he is so good otherwise -

[choux]

You keep your postie in the living room, jenny ?

;)

[jennyjoan]

I do Choux and he gives me a lot of pleasure - unlike the Maxie fella LOL

[ducksie]

Hahahaha you ladies are hilarious :)

JJ my sister put the cage on the back of my door as I slipped on 'junk' mail once when I got home.

[jennyjoan]

Looked at the cages for PVC - jeepers - the size of them - you could lock Maxie in one of them LOL.

I will have to do something cos a few weeks ago - I just got him in time when postie delivered my bank card after waiting nearly 2 weeks.

[choux]

Bless your little cotton socks. Give Maxie a cuddle from me :)



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[jennyjoan]

ducksie - is your door PVC or wood

[ducksie]

wood jj, but i guess they would work on PVC doors too

[jennyjoan]

choux - he gets loads of cuddles - mind you sometimes on his terms. He jumps on the back of settee and if I am on the arm of the settee - he gently slides onto the arm and then he sits on my arm leaving me immobile.

[jennyjoan]

ducksie - you can screw on wood but the PVc - think you can clip on - but as I have said before - they are nearly the size of the bloody door. I would think I am in jail - ah nah, have to think about something - a wee wee bit of DIY from me LOL

[ducksie]

You'll work something out JJ, It's a pity Maxie loves the post - prob thinks he's helping you with it, lucky didn't get the bank card ;)

[jennyjoan]

I hope to have my handyman Tom coming to me after the New Year - he hasn't been too well and so i have a list of jobs for him. He has a good imagination so I will put that on the list of the wee jobs for him.

[ducksie]

I think, when your handyman Tom is finished with your list, will you send him down to me ;) I have quiet a list here :)