People you want to do very very unpleasant things to.....

[Barmaid]

Grrrrr. Not a question, just a damn good rant. The FH left a glass of wine on the banister on the first floor. He then managed to knock it off. Red wine has now splattered over all the walls and my very expensive camel coloured coat. So now the hall, stairs and landing needs redecorating and my coat is probably ruined - despite my carefully sponging it for about an hour.

Anyone want a slightly stupid man - free to a good home.

[mazie]

No thanks, I have one of my own.....Do you want mine to add to your collection?

[ummmm]

You want to do swapsy for the weekend??

[craft1948]

No .....but thank you for asking.

[Mamyalynne]

Any wine left?

[what..the?]

already got one sorry, we could always swap I suppose?

[mazie]

If you get some sugar soap spray and spray the walls tomorrow you might be Ok for the decorating....He might have to pay for a new coat though

[supersuezy24]

FH?

[what..the?]

garden shed - padlock - jobs a gooden

[sherrardk]

Future husband

[tiggerblue10]

Oh dear! This is why I've lived on my own for many many years. If anything goes @rse over tit I'm the only one to blame.

[ummmm]

Future husband..

[mazie]

Is that you Craft, when you were a bright young thing?

[craft1948]

soak it with white wine and dab off.....

[Barmaid]

FH used to mean future husband. Now it means "Fluffing heathen". Knob. God I am cross.

[craft1948]

I don't know about the 'bright' and 'young' mazie......I would have been in my early 40's (I think)

[supersuezy24]

Thanks Ummmm :)
Barmaid, maybe the cleaners could sor your coat out?

[mazie]

Still cute though twin...just like me x

[ummmm]

I'm not showing Ginger that pic.....no no no!!!!!!!!!!!!

[craft1948]

I've just been given a scanner so I'm going mad with the old photos....

[craft1948]

s0d off ummmm it's not that bad :-(