He's no nut.

[anotheoldgit]

http://tinyurl.com/34g2mqc

When I first read this i thought that the removal of the coco-nuts was somehow attached to the usual racist slur.

But no, it is in case one falls on the Presidents head.

/// But as well as the usual security measures that come with welcoming a visiting dignitary, Indian authorities have decided to go one step further, by removing all natural threats to the president as well.///

Does that mean they are to get rid of the spiders, the snakes, the crocks, the tigers, even the mosquitoes maybe? One cannot be too careful.

/// Every year in India people are injured or even killed by falling coconuts.///

It's alright for these dangerous coconuts to remain and kill innocent Indians, but the President of the 'Good Old US of A'?

No way Jose.

[Gromit]

They should not shy away from protecting innocent Indians.

[jno]

trying to milk this, aren't you?

[jno]

you have to say it in a husky voice, vibra

[Gromit]

vibrasphere

No Manchester gig on this tour - might have to get the tram to Bury on the 3rd dec.

[anotheoldgit]

You'll have to shell out some money then Gromit.

[anotheoldgit]

I don't know about India but there are quite a few nuts on here.

[Gromit]

AOG - Sorry me and Vibra have slightly hijacked your post

Dreadzone are a musical combo - I suspect you would not like them.

http://protiproudu.cz...s/64867_dreadzone.jpg

[MickyMacgraw]

Short of napalming the whole area the insects and animals will have to remain. Not sure whether you've seen a coconut drop but they're huge green things that are quite capable of crushing your skull like a fist crushing a hens egg. Would we have a light hanging by a wire off a lampost or a heavy branch hanging by a little bark on a tree as a head of state is visiting along that route? No.

[anotheoldgit]

vibrasphere

/// I have been to india, didn't get hit by a coconut but a russian bloke wanted to punch me ///

Then why didn't you let him? :0)

[anotheoldgit]

MickyMacgraw

Yes many on my trip to Cuba.

But the point I was making, if they are all that dangerous, wwhy only remove them in case one falls on the President.

In this country we remove dangerous tree branches that overhang the highway, not just in case one falls on the Mayors car, but for the good and safety of all.

[Gromit]

A song about black youths stabbing and shooting each other

// with knives and guns
crack *** single mums
the youth now days will kill
another brother just for fun
cant go out at night
i dont think its right
don’t wanna see another
young boy on the slab tonight //

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPpsyM5vpsM

[anotheoldgit]

Gromit

What has that got to do with coco-nuts?