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Nelson's deliveries
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Nelson Mandela returned home with Winnie after a stroll in the park to find a pile of exhaust pipes on his lawn.
Next day he returned home to find a pair of headlights, a bumper and a 25 gallon drum of engine oil.
On the third day he decided to stay in to see if the same would happen again.
A car transporter turned up to leave five Micras with him. Infuriated, he asked the driver for the delivery docket.
"You berk!"
"I am Nelson Mandela. NOT Nissan Main Dealer"
Next day he returned home to find a pair of headlights, a bumper and a 25 gallon drum of engine oil.
On the third day he decided to stay in to see if the same would happen again.
A car transporter turned up to leave five Micras with him. Infuriated, he asked the driver for the delivery docket.
"You berk!"
"I am Nelson Mandela. NOT Nissan Main Dealer"
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