R u insured 4 sex? with an Insurance Company...???

[berniecuddles]

Sex wiv yr wife; Legal & General
Sex On the phone; Direct Line
Sex wiv yr Partner; Standard Life
Sex wiv a Transvestite; Confused.com

[DTCwordfan]

I like the sex policy with the old Norwich Union. 'Nickers Off Ready When I Come Home.

[sir.prize]

Sex ith someone different: Go Compare
Sex with a big lady: More Than
Sex on the car backseat: Sheila's Wheels
Sex with a posh woman: Priviledged

[Jemisa]

Thats better sir, now that made me smile. (not a lot)

jem

[RATTER15]

Brilliant!!

[starone]

Very clever. I wish I was bright enough to think of these. In the meantime, they just make me laugh.

[DTCwordfan]

sex with Prudie? The Prudential......

[DTCwordfan]

sex with sheep Farmers (in the USA) or Welsh & White (who are based in Glasgow perversely)

sex with cows - Black & White Insurance or New Jersey Insurance

sex with Pigs - Aviva as their address is Boar Lane, Leeds.

sex with an Alcoholic - The AA