Strawberries

[shaneystar2]

This is their third year and I have lots of fruit already but they don't seem to be putting out any runners this year for me to pot on .They are not in the ground but in a strawberry pot and various other containers .Are they past their sell by date and shall I chuck them once finished fruiting and get new for next year ? I have had a few ripe fruits already and they taste OK !

[VINNY100_2]

Dont worry netti,
Ive nailed up the windows and wired up the lamp-post ,we got free lecky and Ive put a pic on the door off robinia to keep the bailiffs
away..hehe.!>>>>>quickly does a runner...(:O)
ps. the access is round the back,first floor window...the ladders in the bushes.

[swedeheart]

Good... day? possums. (What do you people say at this time of day - "good day" is like good bye isn't it, so how do you say hello.)

Ah, Berroco, Shaney, I knitted a scarf for my sister using their mosaic. Tricky yarn to pick up when you drop a stitch but the scarf turned out really well in the end, it was sort of glamorous and bohemian at the same time.

Poor dear jno, I'd say the Tooth Fairy owes you, big time. look out Seriously though I do sympathize. Mine ain't great either. I remember when I worked in the home help service long time ago clients always stared at your teeth, never your dress or bazooms or your hair, always the teeth ha ha, and now I'm sort of beginning to understand where they were coming from. I hope you get good help.

Oooops...! I'm sorry, I'll just... I'll just... walk the other way... or something... and mum's the word and all that sort of thing... (OMG I think I just stepped into one of Robinia's epic dreams)

[netibiza]

Yay!! Biddies rule OK!!

[VINNY100_2]

Do you realize netti that if you were mrs rosemary and I was mr Basil....they might call in the BAY-LEAFS..! hahahaha.(:O)

umm..are go and boil me beetroot>>>>>

[shaneystar2]

Noooo..not that bloomin' betroot .. dons mask and goggles ....Lovely day here ,quite warm .
Why do the prices go up and down like a yoyo in Morrisons ?
Chin up Jno ..your dentist seems OK unlike the butcher who mullahed my teeth for me .

[jno]

My dentist is a skilled, careful and well-spoken Iranian, and I think there's now more of his work in my mouth than of my own. (And more of my money in his pocket than in my own.)

[swedeheart]

Reminder: Ed should be on at four o'clock in Suggs, if anyone wants to... erm... say blunt things. *looks daggers at jno*

[swedeheart]

Now it's 4:15. In Suggs.

[shaneystar2]

Well he seems very nice unlike the loud self opiniated irishman who ruined my teeth .When he asked me for over a hundred quid for a scale and polish which he eked out over three visits and I queried it ,he told me he had seven children to support .I told him quite frankly that he should tie a knot in it. .

[jno]

or extract it, shaney...

Ed's putting in an appearance, eh? Well excuse me, I seem to have some custard pies in the oven that need looking at...

[Robinia]

> > > > > > > > ><whoooosh!!!>

somebody mention low flying cstrds?

just how many teeth do you have jno?

oh lordy, it's nearly Ed time & I've had an hour int' garden & I look like Worzel Gummidge. Someone will have to represent the biddies.....


anyone.......?

[netibiza]

None of us has your charm dearie.....................

[Robinia]

I tried charm, wit (?) & humour but still no reply..... :o(

oh well, I'll borrow one of jno's bags to put over my head & I'll go & sit at the back....

[swedeheart]

jno has a custard pie in the oven...?? Why, jno... I always knew you had it in ya

[Robinia]

ok, hand over the pies....

[netibiza]

I've just made a steak and onion pie for Mr N, I don't like them so shall have egg 'n' something!

[swedeheart]

neti I don't think jno will ever talk to you again after what you did with your bazooms on Ed's desk.

[netibiza]

Well, I've got to do something with 'em!

[Robinia]

that's a good idea neti, I think I'll have a mushroom omlette...and there's a lovely big strawberry cheescake with over 450 cals in the fridge ...deep joy.

[netibiza]

Uhh?