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[cupid04]

I'm having trouble with my garden gnomes. Especially the one with the red hat. He keeps
hiding from me and he answers back, but wont let anyone else do th same.What should
I do to solve this irritating problem?

[joggerjayne]

Have you tried the Daily Mail ?

[cupid04]

Do you think that would help?

[joggerjayne]

The DM resolves most issues, apparently.

It's worth a try !

[rowanwitch]

A sledgehammer, dustpan and brush, in the dustbin wih the bits...

[carlton23]

Rowans a sadist, don`t do it.

[chelle7272]

I'd definitely go with the sledgehammer plan...

[carlton23]

Rowan And Chelle should get together, for some S&M

[Prudie]

Put him on the naughty step and ignore him. That'll hurt

[carlton23]

My Gnomes have a happy gnome, er, home.

[tamborine]

Put this in Suggestions for the Ed - he knows yer know !

[foxyferret]

Replace them, get new ones from British Gnome Stores

[derrynoose]

Send the worst one to Real Madrid and see what dropping him from an open top bus does for him.

[boxtops]

I saw that on the news, dork, or what?!