Dave Is Being Uncooperative.....

gness | 20:43 Wed 31st Oct 2018 | ChatterBank

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We're having a wonderful Halloween......lots of kids in great costumes but there's a problem.....

When I slowly open the door and make creaking noises as I expose the witch in the hall with the goodies I can hear the children saying....This is the spooky house......There is a witch in this hall.....Don't be scared when the lady jumps out from behind her door.....

I have been doing this for years and now they know so I decided that next year Dave will dress up as a giant bat and when I open the door he'll leap from the landing... over the bannister and down into the hall and produce a tray of goodies from under a wing......

He's not keen...... :-(

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aelmpvw

//he'll leap from the landing... over the bannister and down into the hall//
what could go wrong?

Tilly2

I bet he's not even listening. :-)

Eve

I'm thinking a stair lift, he can then glide spookily down the stairs!

woofgang

You have got a year to convince him.

Souldarkness

Pretty much everything.

I like scaring the local brats too. Had a few run and hide behind the grown ups.

aelmpvw

is this giant bat costume of the caped crusader type and are you going to be his robin?

Tilly2

...unless he's turned into Batman, Robin.

Tilly2

Oi! Ael.

BANANASPLITS

We have a spare room dave ;-)

Tilly2

Do they do Trick or Treating in the part of Ireland that you'll be living in next year?

gness

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No, I am not being a Robin....he's going to be a proper bat....not a man in tights with his knickers over them!

I do like the idea of a stair lift.....a souped-up one....now that would be great!....Whooooooosh!

Go away, Banana!!!!... ;-)

gness

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Halloween seems to be big in Ireland now, Tilly......if we get there I'll make sure the village joins in.....x

Tilly2

Are you going to Gotham City?