Suggestions Please

[LadyCG]

What can I write in his anniversary card? I don't want to write anything too gushing as I don't like being disingenuous.

Humourous suggestions appreciated - keep it respectful ;-)

BA up for grabs. Thanks.

[wolf63]

refer to him as Husband number one. ☺

[SparklyKid]

Happy anniversary my darling. When you get home from work you will find me sitting in the fridge, you might want to slip into something cool.

[AuntPollyGrey]

'make the most of this....it may be your last.....'

[AuntPollyGrey]

Sparkly are you insinuating the Lady is frigid lol!

[weecalf]

What Anniversary is it ?

[johnny.5]

some great ones here
https://www.mommyshorts.com/2013/08/funniest-wedding-anniversary-someecards.html

[SparklyKid]

Happy anniversary my sweetest. And like the chap said who jumped of a tower block, as he passed each floor he shouted "so far so good"

[Ken4155]

How about a little poem;

Day after day, week after week
You're nothing but a control freak
You stole my spirit like a common thief
Putting me down and giving me grief
It's our anniversary, in case you didn't know
How we got this far, i'll never know
So if you want to see another
Take my advice, stop dissing my mother!

Oh, by the way, Happy Anniversary.

[SparklyKid]

Good one Ken,lol.

[LadyCG]

That's fantastic, Ken, but as others might see the cards when they visit... :-)

APG, have you thought about getting some professional help?

[LadyCG]

Sorry, Weecalf, it's our third.

[-SharonA-]

Good one Ken.

[Cloverjo]

To [husband’s name] from LadyCG.

[Barmaid]

You're a grumpy git, but you're my grumpy git.?

Or
Stay out of the kitchen today. Not because I'm cooking you a special meal but because there are knives in here.

[FeliciaT]

How about something sarcastic like

"A marriage anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year." - Happy Anniversary! ?

[DarceyK123]

Address it to 'the present Mr G'

[anneasquith]

Why on earth would you give any type of congratulation card to anyone who is so nasty to you ?

[AuntPollyGrey]

\\APG, have you thought about getting some professional help?//

Cos I've said what exactly? Does Ken need professional help as well? Cos his little poem was much more disrespectful than my little comment. But then you're not obsessed with Ken are you lol!

Maybe if you took this attitude with your OH he would stop walking all over you lol!

[vulcan42]

"To my model husband.
(PS a model is a small replica of the real thing)"

[rowanwitch]

Nothing worth having came without effort
Promising you my best for the coming year