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CplJones | 01:30 Sat 11th Oct 2008 | ChatterBank
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we headed south back to our platoon. Two days later no food
or water unable to find any nettles, we were at are wits end.
Johny went of without his sniper rifle, late that night the
camp fire was going out when Johny comes walking into camp
with a lion over his shoulder. A single kung fu star stuck in
the big cats head. He had risked his life to get some food for
his mates, that night we had lion steaks for supper, come to think about it we had lion for breakfast , dinner , tea and supper for the
next few days.
That is the kind of guy Johny Rambo is ,so please leave
him alone.

regards Chris

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aah....that poor lion.
you stupid boy. Nah that was pike innit?
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that poor lion was a man eater, if you only had nettle soup for days you would be glad of a juicy lion steak
Woweee . . .the average weight of a lion is 20 to 30 stone. Quite a weight to carry on ONE shoulder.

Was it a cub or maybe Lenny?
I guess the animal was just lion around!!
;-))
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wait till i tell you what happened when we got stuck near the north pole
So who REALLY is this Johny Rambo . . .

Is it Peggy's dad, or 4GS, or SA16 or just a pigment of his wild imagination
send me email mate as am bushed. Geddit.
sir prize i have it on god information
from jonesy via satellite phone.untraceaable btw


that johny rambo is indeed our brave john lambrini guzzler / 4gs / sa80 / sa19 / legsdeadbaby



yes that freak of nature


grrrrr
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he is not a freak , well not a big one , but his lion steaks and nettle soup and nettle tea kept us alive
Ah that makes sense Leggy. He was the one presentred with a White Feather. I remember it well . . .
kung fu stars???


are they regular army issue ?

or is he special neeeds forces ??



lol
aww bless !!


lol

the man who would be king

of answerbank

him and michael caine


lol
Cpl Chris. Try and get his name right . . .was he Johny or simply jony.

Btw did he also appear in Zulu?
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you people may mock my mucker , but ask yourself this would you go out in the dark with just a little kung fu star and kill a big lion to help feed your mates. if he had kept on walking he could have had a big mac
. . . .and another hundred yards was Burger King
well im impressed


is he a big hit with the ladies too?
i rememeber reading a post of hos where he had 2 strippers on a pool table


im sure the only balls were in the table pockets


lol
200 yards KFC finger looking gooooooooooooood lol
and round the corner Pizza Hut - - oh sorry, I mean Pasta Hut

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