We have all heard the one

[Groupie]

" My dogs got no nose, how does he smell, Bloody awful. well my dog doesn't eat any meat" Why because we dont give him any"

[NazNomad]

Why not?

[Jan1957]

I wouldn't give up the day job!

[wildwood]

Have you ever thought of writing jokes for xmas crackers?

Well, I wouldn't with jokes like that!

[Count-A-Strong]

Poor dog.

[zabado]

"My dog has no legs"
"What do you call him "
"you can call him what you want, but he won't come to you ".
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My mate has a dog with no legs , I called round the other day and asked if I could take his dog for a drag.