New buttons and functions on AnswerBank.

[Gromit]

Over the past few months you have added various buttons and whatnot that give AB more functionality.
I have also noticed, that they tend not to work.

Here is my wish-list for new buttons that don't necessarily work:

1. PC gone mad filter button. Weeds out any post containing the phrase "Its PC gone Mad."
2. Ed locator button. Uses Google Earth to pin-point the whereabouts of the elusive guardian of AB.
3. Cheese button. Takes you to a random "Cheese of the Day'.

[China Doll]

Today it is chedder.

How about a button that immediately weeds out threads that start 'I'm not racist/homophobic/ageist/sexist/insert other ist or ic but...'

[Kidd72]

You both missed out the much needed whinge alert button ;-)

[D143237G]

How about a button that translates those contributions from people who type like they are talking so cool or as if they are texting their chav mates into reasonable english.

Once activated ab tracks them down and everytime they try to submit rubbish like that again 10,000 volts goes right through their keyboard. Just imagine. Every night Romford would sound like Dante's Inferno.

[China Doll]

We can but dream eh D1?

You may have a point Kidd... but the cheese suggestion is genuine!

[Gromit]

Had some Marmite Chaddar from Stockport market over christmas. Fantastic.

Quick Poll: Marmite Chaddar?

YES?

NO?

[meglet]

Definitely yes!!!!. Marmite and cheese sandwhiches is one of my favourite fillings anyway.

[BigMac]

Absolutely NOT!!!!

How dare you ruin a perfectly good cheese with that diabolic material?

Wensleydale today, on fruit cake. Yum.

[China Doll]

NO!

Marmite and cheese are both mighty foods indeed and can even go togeher. But cheese in black, marmite liquid form? I don't think so honey.

[Kidd72]

No, don't get me wrong I like cheese in many varied forms, chunks, slices etc... but marmite... nope sorry

[jno]

Marmite cheddar - well, well only with a nice balsamic vinegar dressing, I think. Anyway, you know the way Googlemail groups all emails with the same topic line together, well perhaps AB could automatically combine all threads about the same crossword puzzle, and sound a little siren when the last query had been answered.

http://www.prankcallsunlimited.com/freesound2/ Alarm02.wav