Fortune Cookies

[ali_alic]

I am organising an in-house Chinese meal for the office and will be baking some fortune cookies. Do any of you have any good mottos to place inside that will suit the work enviroment? Slightly risque would be OK!!

Cheers in advance

[lady_p_gold]

This might help or some could be adapted

www.angelfire.com/hi/EnchantedGoddess/fortunes.html

[lady_p_gold]

If you just put fortune cookes in the search engine you can get to that link

[rampart]

You might want to post this again in chatterbank. I imagine you will get some great responses!

[ali_alic]

I was more looking for the slightly off the wall ones, you know "eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines" etc

[JackDanielsU]

Live a life time as a worm, or a day as a tiger.

just remember Noone has worm-skin rugs

Paraphrased from a Red Dwarf quote

[ahasler]

As you live your life, always remember that a lot of people on the Titanic said 'no' to the dessert trolley!

[foxinsocks]

for some cute sayings that are similar to the terrible posters hanging behind reception desks everywhere (but with a darker side), visit:

www.despair.com

and click on 'demotivators'