Christmas Cracker Riddles.

[gness]

Putting this here hoping for a fun thread of your favourite cracker riddles to amuse us.......

Q. Why is it getting harder to buy Advent Calendars?
A. ?

Gx

[sunny-dave]

Their Days are Numbered?

Q: How did Scrooge get the ball when he was playing football?

A: The Ghost of ........

[scorpiojo]

Christmas passed?

[scorpiojo]

...or past ,0)

[spathiphyllum]

What's red and white and goes up and down and up and down?

[sunny-dave]

A trampolinist with a nosebleed?

[spathiphyllum]

LOL, no.. Santa stuck in an elevator :)

[spathiphyllum]

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?

[spathiphyllum]

Because he felt his presents.

[sunny-dave]

Why do the French only eat one egg at a time?

[sunny-dave]

Because one egg is an oeuf ...

[spathiphyllum]

haha

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

[spathiphyllum]

the turkey... He's always stuffed :P

[sunny-dave]

What time does Sean Connery go the the Wimbledon Christmas Party?

[sunny-dave]

... Tennish ...

[spathiphyllum]

:') you had a few too many ay dave? ;)

[spathiphyllum]

Why did the little drummer boy allow the chicken to join him in his band?



Because the chicken had drum sticks

[spathiphyllum]

I have just one more.


What do you call Santa when he’s broke and has no money?


St. Nickle-less

[sunny-dave]

What does Santa suffer from when he gets stuck in the chimney in the dark ... ?

[sunny-dave]

Claustrophobia ...

[sunny-dave]

What do you call Santa when he’s lost his underwear?

St Knickerless ...