Death Row Last Meal..

[Smowball]

You can have a starter, main, pudding and drink of choice!

[Barmaid]

Hell if I am going to the Chamber, I am going shedded! So that'll be

Pinot for starters
Pinot for main
Pinot for dessert

A little Port and then finish off with Pinot.

Sorted.

[Smowball]

I'm liking your style Barmaid!! Hic!

[gness]

Hi, Smow.....for my starter it would be a prawn and orange cocktail with brown bread, thinly sliced and buttered...
For the main it'd be the meal I had in a posh restaurant in about 1975....I was so ill after it I just wanted to die...so that'd be okay.....

Pudding would be.....oh heck....can I have a pudding board.....with lots of chocolate....

A pint of Guinness would be a must.....followed by a bottle of LaLaLand....to see me on my way....x

[tonyav]

Two cases ( probably wouldn't need two but hey need to make sure ) of the finest single malt whiskey. I'd see if I could rob the hangman.

[Jackdaw33]

Although I am a proponent of capital punishment I find the concept of a last meal of choice a rather grisly one. An American invention, not a British one.

[Mamyalynne]

No cheese board?

[Smowball]

Yes you can have a cheeseboard!

[tonyav]

It will be on the sweet trolley, Mamya.

[-SharonA-]

For starters I would have a seafood platter with loads of prawns, squid, lobster etc with a rose marie sauce.
For my dinner, I would have steak, chips, fried fresh tomatoes.
Dessert would be a chocolatey pudding of some kind all washed down with a bottle of Grey Goose!!!!!

[marval]

Just a bottle of Gin please. I can't see the point of having a large meal, if the end is nigh,

[gness]

Ooooo...a cheeseboard too!....Then I must have pumpkin jam on the cheese......x

[Smowball]

I'd have to have roast lamb in there somewhere!

[gness]

Then of course I'll need a Beirao to finish....with some little chocs...

Smow's executioner's going to get fed up and go home, I think...x

[Togo]

Anything that wasn't going to make me ill or keep me up all night. :))

[Hopkirk]

Forget starters and mains, I'll just have the dessert please - death by chocolate

[Zacs-Master]

I refer the OP to related questions below.

[zebo]

The slowest cooked pork imaginable, give my legal team as much time as possible for a reprieve.

[EDDIE51]

Here are some real 'Death Row Last Meals'
https://www.buzzfeed.com/tanyachen/photographer-captures-chilling-images-of-wrongfully-accused?utm_term=.ac48OdZ0j#.rwOO3e6bk
Only problem is all these were later found to be innocent!

[mikey4444]

Sorry Smowy but I find this a distasteful thread.

[Hopkirk]

Lighten up Mikey.