Sherry ...

[sunny-dave]

Dave : "What would you like to drink"

Visitor : "Have you got a sherry?"

Dave : "I've got

a vintage fino (dry as a bone, lovely with ice)
a dry oloroso (robust, almost medicinal, aromatic flavours)
a choice of two amontillados (drier or more mellow)
Croft Particular (pale fino with sweet aftertaste)
or a wonderful PX - like crushed raisins in a glass"

Visitor : "No Bristol Cream then?"

... collapse of bewildered dave.

[gness]

Bloody visitors!!!

[sunny-dave]

Well quite ... refused a slice of Black Forest Stollen too ... no taste some people :+)

[woofgang]

i can't do the stollen on account of the marzipan but would love to come to a sherry tasting, save me the PX please, where did you get it?

[dunnitall]

You failed I offering a choice lol. Just give the sherry you think they would enjoy and if not then soddem at least they have a Sherry *Chortlesplutter*.

[aelmpvw]

seems a little remiss of you not having a full selection of sherry at this time of year

[gness]

That stollen is a step too far, Dave......show them the door!

[shoota]

You have six (6) different sherries?

[tamborine]

errr does baileys irish cream go off ?

[Dee Sa]

I have just returned from battling the elements on a xmas food shop, took me four hours due to queues , weather etc, I got indoors dumped the shopping in the hall and helped myself to 2 minis sausage rolls and a large glass el cheapo fortified wine from Asda. when I feel like it I shall attempt to put all the shopping away.

[gness]

Not in my house, Tambo....☻

[cupid04]

Do you cock your little finger when you take a sup? lol!

[zebo]

No Manzanilla? Ought to be ashamed. Did they refuse Black Forest and stollen or is there a Black Forest stollen?

[baza]

a bloke asked me if I knew a good port, I told him Dover. Boom boom.

[sunny-dave]

PX is from Sainsbury's, woofie. Part of their 'taste the difference' branding.

Lovely stuff :+)

[shoota]

I prefer Bremerhaven.....

[sunny-dave]

Aldi "Black Forest Stollen", zebo - the dog's bits :+)

[gness]

Every time the electrics blow I have to pass the wine racks...I am slowly getting sloshed....☻

[stewey]

Ah, gness, it sounds as if you are getting wired.

[joeluke]

Drinking sherry ain't manly

[gness]

Wired, Stewey?.....too bloody true!

Joe...as a woman of the world...a man who can drink sherry with panache is one sexy man....I'm sure Dave can rise to the occasion......☻