Would you be a egg or sperm donor?

[poodicat]

Their is a drastic shortage of these donors in this country

[lardhelmet]

Just as long as you don't ask Emily's BF to donate on a Sunday - might come up a bit short

[4getmenot]

depends. I'd want a baby first and I'm sure there is a test that can check roughly how many eggs you have left, so as long as I had my baby then any spare I would be willing to donate

[poodicat]

Maybe bobjugs is willing

[lardhelmet]

Not sure tonight is the night to ask him poodi! lol

[bobjugs12]

I don't mind donating some eggs, is free-range ok?

[lardhelmet]

lol @ bob (again)

[poodicat]

Was quite surprised that their are only 384 sperm donors,and 1,084 egg donors in the uk

[bobjugs12]

They can have my sperm if they really want. It ain't much good anymore though

[poodicat]

You had the op bob?

[lardhelmet]

I'm almost afraid to ask why bobjugs...

[cazzz1975]

no I wouldnt

[bobjugs12]

I had the snip.
How bad is that!!
I'm a jaffa at 28!

[poodicat]

bob i had it done at 28 no regrets

[cazzz1975]

nothing wrong with that, very sensible bob

[4getmenot]

can always have it reversed if you change your mind

[lardhelmet]

One of OH's son had a hernia thingy and as he was being wheeled into the OR he said "While you're down there!" so they gave him the snip

[cazzz1975]

In fairness reversals have very very poor odds

[4getmenot]

did they just give him the snip because he was being rude

[bobjugs12]

Stop being so sensible about it. Grrrrrrr

When I went for the pre-op check-up the doc told me i'd need to shave downstairs. A mate of my wife was a beautician and she advised shaving it once a week till the op so that I didn't get shaving rash. Come the day of the op I walk in with my dangleberry's looking like an 8 year olds. Lying on the table the doc looks up at me and says "Mr Bobjugs, that is a fantastic job you did down there shaving. You only needed to do a litle bit, but you are obviously very keen." he then called over the anethetist and scrub nurse to have a look at my rapidly shrinking knackers. By the time he'd stopped showing off the shrivelled pink thing to other medical staff, passers by, and random strangers via a webcam my c0ck had shrunk so much you could have fitted in a thimble with enough space left over for your finger!!

He then had the nerve to stick a needle directly into my testicle. Then once he'd peeled me off the ceiling, stick another needle into my other testicle. And you women say childbirth is painful!!