incompetent cook

[joggerjayne]

I've just made myself an omelette for lunch.

It's a bit manky, actually.

Please ... reassure me that I'm not alone in being less than brilliant in the kitchen.

=0(

[legendis.god]

even a numbskull can make omelette


ffs


no wonder youre single


a guy wants a woman whos a cook in thekitchen and a sl*t in the bedroom

acc0rding to jerry halll
and she should know



best get your knitting out and the werthers jayne


youre officiallly past it now : 0)


d t h �?

[joggerjayne]

=0(

[sn�gged]

Bin it... forget it... its an omelette...

[joggerjayne]

Eaten it now.

Desparate !!

[legendis.god]

snagged i doubt jayne could get a date

unless its in a box at xmas , oops thats dates

or if she takes a large ne5t with her


lol

adios folks


lunch

[karmgirl]

You are not alone hun.

Just makesure no.knowledge doesn't see this thread. He has a thing about eggs.

[sn�gged]

Leg... there are more important things than being able to cook ;-)

[joggerjayne]

A thing about eggs?

Eeeuuuwwww

[ummmm]

Sorry but I'm a very good cook.

And a bit of a s!ut in the bedroom.

I have men falling at my feet........ !!!

[Bbbananas]

I find Jayne strangely appealing personally. I am not of the Sapphic persuasion, but I get the feeling if I was, JJ would be my sort of gal ;-)

I wouldn't care if you couldn't cook - so long as you can wash up.

[karmgirl]

I want to be able to cook. I think its a lovely womanly thing for a lady to cook lovely meals for her man and family, as long as the man cooks from time to time.

[legendis.god]

ummmmm

i dont


lol



im away the fake lesbian thing gets a bit tired after a while

but its harmless


each to their own

lipstick anyone ?


lol

[ummmm]

KG....In my opinion it's how much he appreciates it that matters.

[ummmm]

Oh, and don't let them stop.

[joggerjayne]

salla

Ignore the Legmeister.

I can wash up (well ... I can stack a dishwasher quite stylishly, anyway).

x

JJ
Sapphos
Somewhere near Greece (I think?)

[joggerjayne]

ummmm

You sound like every guy's fantasy woman!

Don't tell me also look like ...

Heidi Klum?

Tyra Banks?

Claudia Schiffer?

[joggerjayne]

Angelina Jolie?

[ummmm]

I wish....!!!!

[ummmm]

I'm staying at my boyfriends at the moment as my boiler has broke. I don't think he wants me to leave.

[mccfluff]

nah i'm fantastic in the kitchen, omelettes a speciality in fact ;-)