These are absolutely classic! Keep 'em coming please, they brighten up my day!
I have another one, but since I'm not a mum myself I have to rat on my mum. My brother fell out of the car once and she didn't notice. He leant on the door, tumbled out and then just got up, went over to the pavement and sat on the wall. She would have kept driving if I hadn't brought it to her attention! OK, so this one might not have been funny in other circumstances, but hey, he's a strapping 21 year old now, so it can't have done him much harm..