SIL was helping 6 year old twins with homework. They were doing opposites, so he asked them the usual, left right, up down, and he said bottom, they conferred and came up with front bottom. He couldn't carry on for a while for laughing. Have you any funnies from your children or grandchildren?
My workmate missed her chair (bear in mind that we're on preschool and the seats are tiny) and fell on the floor. We were both in hysterics when one wee boy turned to me and shouted, "Erin! That's rude!"
My Wife was a telling her class of infants a joke one day and they all started to laugh except one boy who jumped up and said" you wouldn't laugh like that if you knew about my Granny", and then sat down again. My wife, fearing something terrible had happened, asked him what was wrong. She discovered Granny had a cold.
My daughter was playing a game with her 8 year old a couple of days ago in which they gave each other clues and the other one had to guess what the final word was.
My daughter's word was 'shower' and she said to gd, "It's what mummy has to make sure she doesn't smell."
Quick as a flash gd came back with, "Panty liners?"