There's strange things going on in my office...

[Bbbananas]

Came back upstairs with the post to find Pat & Elle discussing the severity of the damage to their flaps....

Honestly, staff today, you just can't get the right calibre of people.....

[mccfluff]

how did they damage them?

[milly143]

ha ha ha ha.

I was looking for an alan key yesterday and was asking my boss if he had one I could use but as I was asking, I forgot what it was actually called and so ended up asking him, "Chris, have you got a really small.............".

[Bbbananas]

One with a vegetable peeler, the other when she fell over on the ice (drunk) after our staff party.

[mccfluff]

vegetable peeler what was she doing (on second thoughts...)

[Bbbananas]

Trimming her cauliflower floret I assume....

[Barmaid]

They are lucky. I don't have a flap anymore, just a dirty great hole.

Next door's cat has demolished it and we have to block it with the linen bin to stop the wind whistling through!

[Bbbananas]

I'm alluding to a flap of skin on their various fingers that they wounded recently..... of course I didn't make that clear, because I just love innuendo.

Is your next door's cat huge then barmaid?

[Barmaid]

Yes it is an enormous bruiser who beats our cats up. Thankfully he has a bell so I can hear if he has breached our defences and promptly go and shove him out.

[rowanwitch]

reminds me of my nursing days...used to do a day case urology list where we had to put local anaesthetic into the appropriate place...a colleague always used to say to me she'd do the willies if I'd do the flaps, another colleague referred to the difference as curtains or poles

[Bbbananas]

I love medical humour...... ;-)

[McMouse]

<<don't have a flap anymore, just a dirty great hole>>. The mind boggles. I'm surprised sqad isn't on the case as he is an expert on soothing flaps.

[rowanwitch]

We used 'soft clamps' a bit like large metal clothes pegs on the gentlemen to trap the anaesthetic once it had been squirted in.... I remember asking same colleague if she needed one ...she shouted back....a paperclip will do for 'Fred' he was a regular patient and loved that sort of humour.... wouldn't get nurses risking it now though

[Ankou]

pixi, i spent half my christmas doing that.

[Barmaid]

lol Pixi - we've tried that. Given up with it. He's a determined bugger.

[Bbbananas]

Go one step further and just drown the bugger.... in the middle of the night. Somehow.

[Barmaid]

lol, I have threatened to drop kick it into the lake! But I could not actually harm an animal, however annoying it was.

As long as it doesn't kill my chickens when I get them!

[Barmaid]

lmao - admittedly it was not a super soaker. May have to reconsider my strategy.

[girly30]

This thread is mind spinning. Cats, flaps, medical, vegetabe peeler . . .eeeekkkkkkkkkkk!!!!