without getting vulgar...

[virginator]

does the position you have sex in influence whether the girl gets pregnant or not? If so what are the best ones for conception?

[legendis.god]

Sorry thats supposed to read 45 degree angle


RED DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM?

WHY ALL THE ABUSE ?


PLEASE TRY AND BEHAVE

[ELVIS68]

Following on from IAP..
When I was 8 and went to swimming club there were signs up saying

No Diving...and a pic of a diver with a red cross through it

No Bombing...and a pic with someone bombing and a red cross through it

No Petting...and a pic of two people kissing and a red cross through it

I used to think that`s where cats and dogs come from

[legendis.god]

Elvis did you see the one that looked like a jobby floating in the pool?

relax

its no inflateables

had me worried too

[pastafreak]

ANY position...as long as it is the first time, and you tell her "I SWEAR you won't get pregnant"

[Ice.Maiden]

Some women automatically know when they're ovulating, V, because they might get sharp pains on one side, mid-way between periods. Also, my friend who was trying for a baby had to keep a temperature chart each day. The temperature changes slightly around ovulation time. Failing that, you can now buy kits, similar to pregnancy testing ones.

[virginator]

pasta funny u should say that as she was a virgin at 27 years old and I did tell her she wouldnt get pregnant. lol.

[legendis.god]

pasty ya old tart



lol

[pastafreak]

ROFL !!!!! ^^^^^^^^^

pastytart.....thats me...lol

[ELVIS68]

Very good robknot

"Where`s the best place to pull a bird"?

"On the end of your knob"

[legendis.god]

See when you go with a jewish prozzy is it better to pay upfront?
Before she tries to upmthe price?



Punter : How much for sex ?

Jewish prozzy : How much for sex ??

well 25 quid for straight sex


thats 35 quid



so would you like sex for 45 quid ?



Btw youll need to give me 2 twentys and a ten



because i dont take fiftys?



lol

[legendis.god]

Thats how french women hold their liquor






























by the ears

lol