For the Ladies and Gents...

[spaced]

...what qualities do you REALLY look for in a woman/man? These can be traits, visual or plain weird Dont be shy!

Mine are: -

Eyes (the first thing that really attracts me to any female)
Sense of Humour
Nice rear and rack to match
Not too bothered about size, short, tall, slim, curvey, but im definately not into feeders!

Im funny about eyes as they show alot more than you think, I just lurve those come to bed eyes.....doh...vinegar strokes!

[Doc Spock]

big titttttttttttttts

[spaced]

Doc, please dont beat around the bush (excuse the pun) DO tell us what your'e exactly thinking lol

[whiskeysheri]

Height and teeth, spaced! It's a pain being tall and I'm a bit insecure about it, so I like them to be taller than me. :)

LOL at nice rear and rack to match! :)

[Barmaid]

Got to be the eyes first, followed by their minds. Can't bear stupid men. Also has to be well spoken.

If he wears a uniform that's a bonus.

[Doc Spock]

Nowt wrong with being tall, as they say.


Nose to nose your toes are in it, toes to toes your nose is in it, when you finally get there you have no one to talk to.

[spaced]

I hate it when women say they are funny about what shoes a man wears!!

Mate I couldnt care less in my hey day about shoes, tights, knickers, bras and thongs, coz they'd only end of in an untidy mess on my bedroom floor

[VorVZakone]

In order of importance:
1. Not be a rude scheming bitch (sine qua non)
2. Intelligence
3. Sense of humour
4. Not be a rude scheming bitch (sine qua non)
5. Looks
6. Figure, esp. boobs
7. Performance in bed
8. Not be a rude scheming bitch (sine qua non)
9. Interest in culture or the arts

[VorVZakone]

Oh yeah, 10: dress sense.
11. Not be a rude scheming bitch (sine qua non)

[mistys]

Height, teeth, hair, thighs, eyes, hands and sometimes I like them to be able to hold a conversation.

[4getmenot]

Just someone caring, considerate that I can also have a laugh with. And got to be cute and agree with got to be taller than me.

[spaced]

Fergie from Black Eyed Peas....mmmmmmmm
http://www.netweed.com/prohiphop/graf/candiefe rgie22.jpg

Mariah Carey...MMMMMMMM
http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-content/uploads /2006/09/mariah%20carey%20vibe%20awards.jpg

Rhona Mitra........tissue please!!
http://ktarsis.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/ktr mi.jpg

[VorVZakone]

I don't give a toss about their height. I don't really mind much about most figures. Thin has its benefits, fat has its benefits. I once dated a really skinny bird, no boobs, but she thought and acted like a bloke (ie she was honest and very straightforward), so I was very attracted to her and still am.
My most serious ex had pretty small boobs too, but was very pretty......but was a bit of a rude scheming bitch and was ultimately very boring, so it had to end.

[whiskeysheri]

Oh, yeah, and they need to make me laugh, etc. I do like a dry sense of humour. :)

[Barmaid]

VorVZakone - so a date from rudeschemingbitchdates.com is just not going to work with you?!

Oh and I also like them to have less baggage than the one in terminal number 5 at Heathrow and more emotional depth than a puddle.

[mistys]

Yeah in all seriousness, making me laugh is important and they can't be a Manc!!

[whiskeysheri]

I wouldn't like to be taller than any guy I was seeing, VorVZakone. :(

[spaced]

females that love themselves has to be my biggest turn off...or possibly girls with hairy toes and a unibrow.

[spaced]

PMSL @ Misty

I have to admit to liking a female with an accent preferable Welsh or Scottish

[mccfluff]

height must be at least 5'11
eyes
nice hands
funny
assertive
intelligent
nice rear