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"Conference, Comrades, and Friends, I want you to vote for me as your next leader, because .i am one of you.
You know how poverty stricken my family were when I was growing up, and I am grateful, because it taught me real values.
I know what is important to the many and not the few.
I am not elitist, I am one of you!
I like nothing better than to race my pigeons and whippets, then go for ten pints in the working men's club, and smoke eighty fags, whilst playing Bingo and darts, then afterwards going for a Chinese, or a plate of tripe and onions.
Yes Comrades, I am a champion of working class culture, and I even read books, as well as the Gruniard and the Morning Star.
Vote for me, and we will fight together to build the New Jerusalem, and turn the dark satanic mills into social housing.
A vote for me is a declaration of war on those who would exploit us, and turn their opera houses into bingo halls homeless shelters.
Bless you my friends, forward together!"