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Drunken Shame...
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Was on the train home last night at about 11 and suddenly I heard the girl behind us say "Oh my god!". Turned around to see her boyfriend chucking his guts up all over the train floor. Everyone in our carriage got up and stood by the doors and it was a packed train so loads of people saw (and smelt it). She looked absolutely mortified! I bet he is in trouble this morning.
Any stories of things you've done while drunk that have made you cring when you wake up the next day?
Any stories of things you've done while drunk that have made you cring when you wake up the next day?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.i used to live in flats above an indian restaurant. The staff knew me well and they would give me free drinks.
One eve i went in with an old school friend, we were filled with alcohol before our starters came out.
Anyway, i ate half my starters then started to feel a bit worse for wear. Thats ok, i thought i shall rush back to flat. I got to front door of restaurant, ready to jump to my front door when i couldnt help but throw up.
I recovered enough to go to flat, brush my teeth, then return to restaurat and finish my meal.
The guys from restaurant kindly washed down the doorstep too and then topped up my glass :)
One eve i went in with an old school friend, we were filled with alcohol before our starters came out.
Anyway, i ate half my starters then started to feel a bit worse for wear. Thats ok, i thought i shall rush back to flat. I got to front door of restaurant, ready to jump to my front door when i couldnt help but throw up.
I recovered enough to go to flat, brush my teeth, then return to restaurat and finish my meal.
The guys from restaurant kindly washed down the doorstep too and then topped up my glass :)
I broke my ankle too while I was very drunk but it was an open fracture so my husband had to call an ambulance and they gave me morphine for the pain. Apparently all the way to the hospital I kept telling the ambulanceman how lovely he was and I wish I was a few years younger. My poor husband was so embarrassed.
Good point Mazie, I probably can't remember most of my antics the next day.
I used to get a bit naughty when drunk (nothing serious, just normally telling people what I really thought of them, etc). These days I tend to be a happy drunk so whilst I'm normally quiet and reserved I end up being the entertainment for the night. There is currently a video trawling the web of me at our xmas do singing. I'm told the entire hotel was my audience. eeuuugghh.
I did once fall over on the metal rail of a sliding door whilst trying to retrieve a second bottle of tequila from the garden. This resulted in damaged coccyx and several operations. Still, I didn't learn.
I used to get a bit naughty when drunk (nothing serious, just normally telling people what I really thought of them, etc). These days I tend to be a happy drunk so whilst I'm normally quiet and reserved I end up being the entertainment for the night. There is currently a video trawling the web of me at our xmas do singing. I'm told the entire hotel was my audience. eeuuugghh.
I did once fall over on the metal rail of a sliding door whilst trying to retrieve a second bottle of tequila from the garden. This resulted in damaged coccyx and several operations. Still, I didn't learn.
My OH was due to fly out to Ibiza but they wouldn't let him the flight because he was too drunk. He ended up getting arrested for levitating...that is seriously what they put on his arrest sheet. Apparently he couldn't sit down but he couldn't stand up...haha
I don't think I've ever done anything...most of the things I've done is when I've had a few but not been drunk....Like taking the kids for dinner and having a couple of glasses of wine...then thinking it's a good idea to give them a race on the way home. It's not a good idea...honestly.
I don't think I've ever done anything...most of the things I've done is when I've had a few but not been drunk....Like taking the kids for dinner and having a couple of glasses of wine...then thinking it's a good idea to give them a race on the way home. It's not a good idea...honestly.
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I have sustained many injuries through drink (I'm clumsy at the best of times, even when sober). They include 2 broken bones in my wrist and a broken foot bone (one incident), a very black eye; just missed blinding myself, bruises galore, cutting my arm almost in half through a glass door.....
But it's not the physical injuries that have mortified me - it's more the things I've said or done and the shame of remembering (or being reminded) the next morning.
But it's not the physical injuries that have mortified me - it's more the things I've said or done and the shame of remembering (or being reminded) the next morning.