An Ode for ummmmm

[ELVIS68]

There is an Aber called ummmm
To some she`s a pain in the bum
But to most she`s quite nice
Like sugar and spice
You either like her or think she`s quite dumb

Get to know her and you will soon know
What warmth and glee she does show
She`s funny and witty
And smutty and sh!tty
You`d think she`s a trailer trash ho!

But theres one thing for ummmy I`ll say
Whether you`re Bi Straight Sappho or Gay
She won`t sit on the fence
And for your defence
She`ll fight for you all of the way

[ummmm]

ELVIS.....I love you. You have always made me smile. You're the bestest ABer ever ever...

http://www.impactlab....oads/2009/10/kiss.jpg

[snags]

It's good Elvis, but you forgot
To mention the spuds in the pot
That she boils for Ginge
(oh dear that rhymes with ***
I'll get in to trouble, best stop)

;-p

[snags]

Bloody swear filter stifling my creativity...

[ummmm]

haha snags,,,,

[supersuezy24]

This is really good.

[mccfluff]

love it :-)

[sara3]

lol, how touching :o)

[jackthehat]

And I know her personally..............so ner ner ner ner ner................:o)

[boxtops]

Love it!

[yogi-bear]

Ummmm's a real good 'un.

Great stuff, Elvis :0)

[society]

Don't show of Jack I know here personally too... well on here. :-)

She is lovely and never take sides.

[jackthehat]

pixi would have to ask that right under *my* message................;o/

[society]

Haha that's what you call timing :-)

[ummmm]

:-)))

[jackthehat]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sappho

Have a read, pixi.........................:o)

[ummmm]

Haha...it's all about the timing..!!