So I just went to get petrol for the first time in my new car but I couldn't get the blooming petrol cap off! I had to ask the guy on the next pump to do it for me! Which he did, just like that! That was all well and good but then I got in the car after paying and realised the flies of my jeans were open! How embarrassing!
Someone please tell me they've done something just as, if not more so, embarrassing than that today..
Maybe not today but once when it was really cold. I was walking past a pub who had been so clever to water there hanging baskets on the only path ther ewas to walk on, obviously the water froze and I slipped over landing on my backside in fron of this fella. He stopped and helped me up, me red faced and all started to walk again only to go over again. Needless to say he came back and helped me up and actually walked with me until I was ok.
Did something similar with my first car except could not get the cap back on! Luckily the garage was not busy as it took me a while. With every new car I always check I can get the fuel cap off then on again!
ps My flies were done up so no "flying low" moment.
Nope -can't, sorry! But take comfort from the fact that he was a stranger and you'll never have to face him again. Unless, of course, you live iin a teeny weeny village somewhere...
I walked around Paris on my 21st birthday thinking I must look like a godess because men kept smiling and even tooting their car horns and waving - it was several hours before I realised I had my skirt tucked into my knickers.
Not today, but I have the problem when I havent had my nails done for a while and they get too long that I can not flip open my petrol cap! Cant get my finger under the flippy bit, and it hurts to do it with my nails!
That can be pretty embarassing!
My last embarrassing moment was clambering into a car parked outside my house, and starting a conversation with Mr Boo. Only to realise it wasn't him- he was parked behind it.
The one before that was when my boss asked me to get some change out of the safe in his office.
As I handed the change (for a till) over to him, I said- infront of customers and other staff members.."your office floor is filthy, that's the last time I get on my hands and knees in there"
I've done the same thing Boobies.... Much to the drivers shock and the suprise of his girlfriend standing behind me... Unfortunately I leaned in for a kiss before I realised....
As I was climbing out of the car, in total shame, i looked over to our car and i could see Mr Boo's shoulders shaking he was laughing that much- the git.