FAO Sqad

[bobjugs12]

I've been struck down with the most deadly affliction known to humanity, and I need help before it kills me. I've got man-flu.
I feel like i've got the Ebola Virus, SARS, Swine Flu, Cholera and The Plague all at the same time. How come we can put a man on the moon but not find a cure for this?

RIP Bobjugs, he will be missed

[ummmm]

You have the flu? AGAIN?

[NoMercy]

You big pussy.

[sara3]

bless you.

[bobjugs12]

Yes ummm. When you work in a airtight, underground office as soon as one person is ill, everyone is.
NoM, how's your hayfever you big gayer
Sara, thank you. You are the only person on here with a real heart

[wolf63]

probably only a mild cold.

[sara3]

I know.

[NoMercy]

My hayfever has gone into a temporary Tanqueray and Loratadine remission...

Now stop being a big girl's blouse.

[rowanwitch]

Humour him, Portsmouth Lost.... it's probably depression

Take a lemsip and have an early night, I'd suggest rubbing your chest with Vick, but someone might get jealous

[Mamyalynne]

Take an aspirin and see me in the morning.

[bobjugs12]

It's not depression, nor is it a cold. I'm really ill.
I think i need to call an ambulance.

[NoMercy]

Oh just take a fluffing paracetemol and stop bitching.

[bobjugs12]

NoM, your all heart!

[askyourgran]

Men are such babies when they get sniffles, Paracetemol or Beechams, a hot water bottle, and early bed. Sweat it out???, You'll be fine tomorrow.

[rowanwitch]

What is your temperature....

and your pulse rate...

(Just in case ....only it will be I told you so for a week if it isn't man flu)

[bobjugs12]

My temperature is about 75 degrees centigrade, and my pulse is 2 beats a minute

[craft1948]

Are you sure it's not swine flu?

[rowanwitch]

He's dead....those figures are not compatible with life.... Unless he's an alien

[bobjugs12]

It might be, but I think it's worse than just swine flu alone.

[NoMercy]

And you're probably highly virulent at this precise moment...

Think I'll snog someone else instead.